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    Mark Lowry
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    Boo! Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    A woman went to the doctor's office and she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out and ran down the hall screaming.
    An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was. She explained and he had her sit down and relax in another room before he marched back to the first examining room.
    "What's the matter with you?" he demanded of the younger doctor. "Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren. And you told her she was pregnant?"

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    Mark Lowry
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    Dalmations Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    A nursery school teacher was taking some children home one day when a fire truck zoomed past them. In the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian and the children started talking about the dog's duties.
    "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
    "No, he's just for good luck," said another.

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    Mark Lowry
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    Peanuts Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. She's napping when he gets there, so he sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
    Eventually, the aunt wakes up and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie. I've eaten all of your peanuts!"
    "That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

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    Mark Lowry
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    Brain Cramps Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    - Brooke Shields
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

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    Mark Lowry
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    Christmas Stamps Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
    She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
    The clerk says, "What denomination?"

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    Mark Lowry
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    Lost Bible Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    A cowboy lost his Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
    Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
    The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"

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    Album 'But Seriously' by Mark Lowry
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    Bein' Happy Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    (OW!)
    Well I've been told that I have a tendency
    To look at things on the dark side

    Album: But Seriously
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    Album 'Mouth in Motion' by Mark Lowry
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    Every Teacher Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    Never on the honor roll
    But I think that I should mention
    I would have a masters now

    Album: Mouth in Motion
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    Mark Lowry
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    I Thirst Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

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    One day I came to Him, I was so thirsty.
    I asked for water, my throat was so dry.

    Album: Mark Lowry on Broadway
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    Mark Lowry
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    Shallom Y'all Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    Some people say "aloha"
    som people say "bonjour"
    Others say "hola"

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    Mark Lowry
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    How Many Rabbits Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    Johnny wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.
    The teacher said, "If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
    Johnny said, "Seven!"

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    Mark Lowry
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    Tell Me Why Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know that the batteries are getting weak?
    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

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    Mark Lowry
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    The New Restaurant Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking and one said, "Last night, we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I recommend it very highly."
    The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
    The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."

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    Album 'But Seriously' by Mark Lowry
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    Things To Do Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    I'm runnin' late as usual.
    The list is by the door.
    I can't remember everything, that's what the list is for.

    Album: But Seriously
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    Mark Lowry
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    Broadway Medley: Mom Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    I brought home notes from school everyday, Mom
    My ADD's what turned your hair gray, Mom
    You doubled up my Ritalin

    Album: Mark Lowry on Broadway
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    Album 'Mouth in Motion' by Mark Lowry
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    The Date Adventure Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    Spoken:
    Hey... Yo... I'm Mark!
    I'm Mark!

    Album: Mouth in Motion
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    Ron Lowry
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    World Champion Fool Lyrics
    Ron Lowry

    I'm the world champion number one
    Undefeated fool over you
    Though I don't score

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    Mark Lowry
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    45 Years Of Misery Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
    "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

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    Mark Lowry
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    Beware Of The Dog Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying 'DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.
    He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
    "Yep, that's him," he replied.

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    Mark Lowry
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    This Too Shall Pass Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    Woke up this morning with the years I've spent
    Hanging heavy on my mind.
    At times I see

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    Album 'Mouth in Motion' by Mark Lowry
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    First Class, Wrong Flight Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    Had to catch a plan to Nashville but was running oh so late
    Checked my luggage at the curb and prayed the plane would wait
    I looked like OJ Simpson, racing for gate three

    Album: Mouth in Motion
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    Mark Lowry
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    Mary Did You Know Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    Mary did you know that your baby boy would some day walk on water?
    Mary did you know that your baby boy would save our sons and daughters?
    Did you know that your baby boy has come to make you new?

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    Tigers Jaw
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    Thank You, Noah Lowry Lyrics
    Tigers Jaw

    We never wanted anything to change,
    But we were never like this,
    We never like this back then.

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    Mark Lowry
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    Hyperactivity (Another Music Video) Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    (Action!)
    (Uno, dos, tres, cuatro)
    (What I wanna know now is what we're gonna do)

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    Lowry Mark
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    Mary Did You Know Lyrics
    Lowry Mark

    Mary did you know, That your baby boy, Would one day walk on water?
    Did you know that your baby boy would save our sons and daughters?
    Did you know that your baby boy has come to make you new?

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    Mark Lowry
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    Good Time On The Ark Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    The pastor asked young Paul what his favorite Bible story was.
    "I guess the one about Noah and the Ark, where they floated around on the water for 40 days and 40 nights," replied Paul.
    "That was a good story," agreed the pastor. "And, with all that water, I bet they had a good time fishing, don't you think?"

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    Mark Lowry
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    Sign That You're Over The Hill Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.
    You tune into the easy listening station... on purpose.
    You keep repeating yourself.

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    Album 'Mouth in Motion' by Mark Lowry
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    Some Other Time, Some Other Place Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    ( Mark Lowry ) Sandi you've sang with everyone, From Larnell to Wayne Watson. ( Sandi Patti ) Yes, all my partners have been great Not one of them was ...

    Album: Mouth in Motion
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    Mark Lowry
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    Mar, Did You Know (Mark's Serious Song) Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    Mary did you know, that your baby boy would one day walk on water?
    Did you know, that your baby boy would save our sons and daughters?
    Did you know, that your baby boy has come to make you new?

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    Mark Lowry
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    I Can Eat It All (Parody-I Surrender All) Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    I can scarf a dozen dougnuts,
    And lick the suger off my hands,
    If I had a hundred tacos,

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    Mark Lowry
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    I Can Eat It All (A Music Video) Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    I can scarf a dozen dougnuts,
    And lick the suger off my hands,
    If I had a hundred tacos,

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    Mark Lowry
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    Broadway Medley: I Cannot Dance Tonight (Because I'm Southern Baptist) Lyrics
    Mark Lowry

    I cannot dance tonight
    Or any other night
    Because I'm Southern Baptist

    Album: Mark Lowry on Broadway

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