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    Gang Bloodhound
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    BHGPSA Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    ... got the holes in the feet Sponsered by Bloodhound Gang Hate Local Number 138

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    Gang Bloodhound
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    Convoy Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    ... Once again I'm Skippy K and Bloodhound Gang is my group And we'll play you Willie Rogers when we're rhymin a ...
    ... an octopus's garden ... steal the Bloodhound Gang if we beg to your pardon Don't you have to give us ... ...

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    Gang Bloodhound
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    Jackass Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    Jackass.
    I'm a Pimped out Jedi Knight,
    Obi-Wan meets Dolomite,

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    Gang Bloodhound
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    Mope Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.
    Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
    Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.

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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    B.H.G.P.S.A. Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ... the holes in the feet Sponsered by Bloodhound Gang Hate Club Local Number 138

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Boom Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle Together on this track Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the ...

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Jackass Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Jackass
    I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight
    Obi-Wan meets Dolemite

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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Mope Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa
    That ain't with us no mo.
    Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Album 'Hefty Fine' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Pennsylvania Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ... are the queef after A porn star breaks the Gang bang record You are the heart dotting "i" In the word "apologize" Scribbled drunk on a postcard Sent from somewhere volcanoes are I am the heart with no ...

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    R.s.v.p. Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Chasey Lain replying to Jimmy Pop's requests...
    Ooh, that was creepy
    I would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own ass

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    RSVP Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    [sigh]
    Uhh.. that was creepy.
    I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out uv my own ass,

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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Weekend Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    "Weekend"
    (feat. Scooter)
    Alright crew, it's weekend

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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Convoy Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ... Once again I'm Skippy K and Bloodhound Gang is my group And we'll play you Willie Rogers when we're rhymin a ...
    ... an octopus's garden ... steal the Bloodhound Gang if we beg to your pardon Don't you have to give us ... ...

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    Album 'Hefty Fine' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Pennsylvaia Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ... We are the queff after a porn star breaks the Gang - bang record. You are the heart that dots the "I", In the word apologize. Scribbled drunk on a postcard, Sent from somewhere volcanoes are. ...

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    Gang Bloodhound
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    Cheese Tidbit Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    ... for purchasing this stereophonic extended playing album by the Bloodhound Gang. It is our pleasure to provide, you, the critical listener with the highest quality, high - fedility audio recording modern technology will permit. We hope our improved tone resolution attainment, ...

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    Gang Bloodhound
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    KIDS Incorporated Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    tape that, let's try again
    This time we're sloppy like child birth.
    Where's my fucking bass guitar?

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    Gang Bloodhound
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    Yellow Fever Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
    Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl
    When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World

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    Album 'Hefty Fine' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Balls Out Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    "Balls Out"
    Potent is the flow which is wicked sick
    So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Cheese Tidbit Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Dear chasey lain
    I wrote to explain
    Im your biggest fan

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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Discovery Channel Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
    But there are several other
    Very important differences

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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Go Down Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Step back 'cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound Gang bangs more than The Dirty Dozen Alley Oop here comes the slam I know where I stand I'm feelin' like Anthrax 'cause you know I'm The Man Yeah I dug your ...

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Hell Yeah Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    It goes one two three when i'm kicking the funky lyrics
    I'm busting up vocabulary i want you all to hear it
    I'm busting up the rhythm 'cause i'm busting up the rhyme

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Its Tricky Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    This beat is my recital I think it's very vital
    To rock a rhyme that's right on time
    It's tricky tricky yo here we go

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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    K.i.d.s. Incorporated Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Roll the fuckin' tape back and let's try it again.
    This time more sloppy, like childbirth.
    Where's me fuckin' bass guitar?

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Mam Say Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    It Goes One Two Three When I'm Kicking Funky Lyrics
    I'm Busting Up Vocabulary I Want You All To Hear It
    I'm Busting Up The Rhythm And I'm Busting Up The Rhyme

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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Mama Say Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I felt like shouting hurrah.
    It goes one two three when I'm kickin' funky lyrics lyrics
    I'm bustin' up vocabulary I want you all to hear it hear it

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Mama's Boy Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ... pussy or cunt, [Mother:] No, Jim... Bloodhound Gang Mama's Boy

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    One Way Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Jimmy Pop's not a pooper, not a pauper but a popper
    And I got more pop than Orville Redenbacher
    And I got more gravy than the whole Gravy Train

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'Hefty Fine' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Ralph Wiggum Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I'm going to Africa
    Yes ma'am I'm a brick
    Was President Lincoln

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Rang Dang Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ... Cross your fingers grit your teeth 'Cause the Bloodhound Gang makes holes in beef We make holes in beef We make holes in beef We make holes in beef We make holes in beef So watch your back straight ...

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Shut Up Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
    I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil
    I get under your skin and I sebaceously form

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Album 'Hefty Fine' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Something Diabolical Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    "Something Diabolical"
    Eventide rise for ritual
    With the thrill of a kill vengefully the engine will

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Turn Clyde Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Times new roman you know the type
    Calling me public enemy, but don't believe the hype
    Tough guy like the one in "star 80" wanna bait me

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Yellow Fever Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
    Let me take you back to the day that I met my China Girl
    When I landed a Pam like on the San Fran Real World

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    Album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' by Bloodhound Gang
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    It's Tricky Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    This beat is my recital
    I think it's very vital
    To rock a rhyme

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    David Song Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    David look at yourself woops I forgot
    You can't see because your eye is not
    All in proportion it faces the left side

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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Neighbor Inuasion Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Bloodhound Gang Dingleberry Haze Neighbor Invasion ( Doorbell rings twice ) /> Hello there, I's your new neighbor ( Door shuts )

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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Record Offer Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Take good, take bad, take gold
    And may you have facts of life
    The facts of life

    Album: Dingleberry Haze
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Altogether Ooky Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Caught you
    Sniffing my boxers
    Who the fuck does that

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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Disco Pogo Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Die Atzen - Jimmy Pop
    We'll do it live!
    I brought a beat from Berlin

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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Pennsylvania Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    ... We are the queef after A porn star breaks the Gang bang record You are the heart dotting "i" In the word "apologize" Scribbled drunk on a postcard Sent from somewhere volcanoes are I am the heart with no name Airbrushed on the license ...

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Mope Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.
    Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
    Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Boom Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    The roof the roof the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high So I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried' Yea I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie I'm the root of all that's evil yea but you can call me cookie The roof the roof the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven This honkey's gone to heaven But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist And Webster yea Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-Christ The roof the roof the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Everybody here we go Ohh Ohh

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    B.H.G.P.S.A. Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    ... they got the holes in the feet Sponsered by Bloodhound Gang Hate Club Local Number 138

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    The Formula Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    [Drunken Master]
    High energy, flowin' wit' the wisdom
    Chedda like a rich man, ridin' on the rhythem

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    Album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' by Bloodhound Gang
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    It´s Tricky Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    This beat is my recital
    I think it's very vital
    To rock a rhyme

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Gang Bloodhound
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    Hooray For Boobies Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
    But there are several other very important differences
    Between human beings and animals that you should know about:

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    Gang Bloodhound
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    Pickles And Fudge Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    Now ladies and gentlemen the event you've all been waiting for
    Pickles and fudge bananas and carrots
    I got the applesauce you got the spare ribs

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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Along Comes Mary Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Every time I think that I'm
    The only one who's lonely someone
    Calls on me

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Fire Water Burn Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    The roof the roof the roof is on fire
    The roof the roof the roof is on fire
    The roof the roof the roof is on fire

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Going Nowhere Slow Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Got the mic in my hand but can I make you understand
    That a-hole bands have a-hole fans?
    Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Kids In America Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Lookin' out a dirty old window
    Down below the cars in the city go rushing by
    I sit here alone and I wonder why

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Magna Cum Nada Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.
    Yeah, notorious b.i.g.
    Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Album 'Hefty Fine' by Bloodhound Gang
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    No Hard Feelings Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Ain't my job
    To fuck you on your birthday
    Ain't my job

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Pacman On Crack Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ... hell no, we gonna do this for a Gang banging thug that never seen it comin' yeah, Tupac Shakur nah bitch, I'm talkin bout mother fuckin falco and shit what? falco? ...

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    Album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Reflections Of Remoh Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    The Blood Hounds records called One Fierce Beer Coaster
    And on the front of the record there's a picture of a beer coaster
    So the record looks like a beer coaster

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Right Turn Clyde Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Times New Roman you know the type
    Callin' me Public Enemy but Don't Believe The Hype
    Tough guy like the one in Star 80 wanna bait me

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Right Turn Klyde Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Times New Roman you know the type
    Calling me, 'Public Enemy' but don't believe the hype
    Tough guy like the one in, 'Star 80' wanna bait me

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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Shitty Record Offer Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    (Different Voice than from Use Your Fingers)
    Soon to be released on world famous Cheese Factory Records.
    (Singing) Take the good, take the bad, take the gold and there you have

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    The Bad Touch Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
    But there are several other
    Very important differences

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    The Vagina Song Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Some of them are hairy
    Some of them are bald
    Some are kinda scary

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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Balls Out Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Potent is the flow which is wicked sick
    So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick
    Potent is the flow which is wicked sick

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Ralph Wiggum Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    I'm going to africa yes ma'am i'm a brick waas president licoln okay? mitten
    There's a dog in the vent chicken necks? i pick ken griffey jr. i fell out 2 times
    I'm pedaling backwards this snowflake tastes like fish sticks we're a totem pole dying tickles

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Something Diabolical Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Eventide rise for ritual
    With the thrill of a kill vengefully the engine will
    Roar forth steer the dead leave forced

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Mama's Boy Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Hello Frank,
    Hello mother dear
    Hi, ..., what are you doin'

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Hell Yeah Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
    We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!
    Hell yeah

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    It's Tricky Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    This beat is my recital
    I think it's very vital
    To rock a rhyme

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Shut Up Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Why is everybody always pickin' on me? The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin' I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' But why's everybody always pickin' on me? Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne But why's everybody always pickin' on me? Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 But why's everybody always pickin' on me? Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why's everybody always pickin' on me? Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby Why's everybody always pickin' on me? Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans And my mirror never lies but it always verifies I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink -acapo

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Mama Say Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    It goes one two three when I'm kicking the funky lyrics
    I'm busting up vocabulary I want you all to hear it
    I'm busting up the rhythm 'cause I'm busting up the rhyme

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    One Way Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Jimmy Pop's not a pooper not a pauper but a popper
    And I got more pop than Orville Redenbacher
    And I got more gravy than the whole Gravy Train

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Go Down Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Step back cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound Gang bangs more than the dirty dozen Alley oop here comes the slam i know where I stand I'm feelin' like Anthrax cause you know O'm the man Yea I dug your dame but all ...

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Rang Dang Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    ... my ho' Cross your fingers grit your teeth Cause the Bloodhound Gang makes holes in beef We make holes in beef We make holes in beef We make holes in beef We make holes in beef So watch your back straight to the attack I'll spin ...

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    K.I.D.S. Incorporated Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Roll the fuckin' tape back and let's try it again.
    This time more sloppy, like childbirth.
    Where's me fuckin' bass guitar?

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Along Comes Mary
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    Bloodhound Gang Lyrics
    Along Comes Mary

    Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely
    Someone calls on me
    And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verse

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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Pickles And Fudge Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Now ladies and gentlemen the event you've all been waiting for
    Pickles and fudge bananas and carrots
    I got the applesauce you got the spare ribs

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    Fire Water Burn
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    Bloodhound Gang Lyrics
    Fire Water Burn

    The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
    The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
    The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire

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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    This Is Stupid Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I was lonelier than kunta kinte at a merle haggard concert
    That night i strolled on into uncle limpy's hump palace lookin' for love.
    It had been a while.

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Fire, Water, Burn Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    The roof the roof the roof is on fire
    The roof the roof the roof is on fire
    The roof the roof the roof is on fire

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Gang Bloodhound
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    Asleep At The Wheel Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous
    Break curfew new trip ensues
    You never know Bloodhounds just go

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    Gang Bloodhound
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    Live At The Apollo Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    ... That's right, sit down, Harlem For the Blood, hound, Gang! ( Crickets chirping ) Yo wassup Apollooo?! Everybody say "ho!" Get off the stage honkie boys Sit down! Sit them white ...

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    Gang Bloodhound
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    Nightmare At The Apollo Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    ... right, get up now, Harlem For the Blood, hound, Gang! ( Crickets chirping ) Yo wassup Apollooo?! Everybody say "ho!" Get off the stage honkie boys

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    Gang Bloodhound
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    Should Have Been There Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    To the tune of Mama Say)
    I felt like shouting harrah
    Yo I'm on top the king of the crop

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    Album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Asleep At The Wheel Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous
    Break curfew new trip ensues
    You never know

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Coo Coo Ca Choo Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Coo coo ca choo baby you that's what you are
    You are a Hollywood star you're the high priestess by far
    And you know this tune's for you we call it, "Coo Coo Ca Choo"

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'Hefty Fine' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet

    Album: Hefty Fine
  • 86
    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    I Hope You Die Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ... you die, ...I hope you die!. Bloodhound Gang I Hope You Die

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Live At The Apollo Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ... That's right, sit down, Harlem For the Blood, hound, Gang! ( Crickets chirping ) Yo wassup Apollooo?! Everybody say "ho!" Get off the stage honkie boys Sit down! Sit them white devils down! ...

    Album: Dingleberry Haze
  • 88
    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Nightmare At The Apollo Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ... Harlem That's right, get up, Harlem For the Bloodhound Gang Yo wassup Apollo Everybody say "Ho" Get off the stage Honkie Boys

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Rip Taylor Is God Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ... with those half witted, white trash Crotch goblins, The Bloodhound Gang?" Ooh ho, well listen folks, the answer is very simple Ah, ha, ha, ha American cashito, dollareenies, no cheques They paid me, you hiney hopper, to why else? Oh ...

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Three Point One Four Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    "A" is for "Apple"
    "B" is for "Balloons"
    "C" is for "Crayons"

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Unh Tiss Unh Tiss Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Dog will hunt I'm the frontend loader
    Travoltin' over so try my slam on for size
    Drive stick with that kung fu grip

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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    We Are The Knuckleheads Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Who's the knuckleheads?
    We are the knuckleheads
    Who's the knuckleheads?

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Yummie Down On This Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
    Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
    Yummy down on yummy down on this down on

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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Yummy Down On This Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Ouch, it won't reach my mouth
    If I could do it myself
    I'd probably never leave the house

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Album 'Hefty Fine' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Strictly For The Tardcore Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    [Jimmy Pop:]
    Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records,
    Well me too, so fuck Will Smith!

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Aint Nothing But Mammals Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Haha
    Well now we call this the act of mating but...
    There are several other very important differences

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    Bloodhound Gang
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    The Choice Is Yours Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    You can get with this or you can get with that
    You can get with this or you can get with that
    You can get with this or you can get with that

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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    No Hard Feelings Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Ain't my job
    To fuck you on your birthday
    Ain't my job

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Magna Cum Nada Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Why try? I'm that guy
    Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye"
    Put away cause he wasn't all there

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Right Turn Clyde Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Times New Roman you know the type
    Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype
    Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Along Comes Mary Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Every time I think that
    I'm the only one who's lonely
    Someone calls on me

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Fire Water Burn Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same So fame ain't gonna live forever Never worrying about dying cause it can't be any better But whatever happens to happen always happens for the worst And if the worst is yet to happen I hope it happens to you first So hello Joe what do you know? Heard ya just got back from a Bloodhound show Did you do the Batussi or did you do the Hustle? Did you do the Flamin' Waffle or the Super Bowl Shuffle? No matter what you did you're gonna be amused If you were not entertained you did not drink enough booze If ya get your eyes a'fuzzin' then we'll get your ears a'buzzin' Cause we play around the world you play around with your cousin Bloodhound boys Bloodhound girls Bloodhound noise Bloodhound world Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone Don't matter what town what state what show Hell-bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow We rock Philadelphia Baltimore Las Vegas Indianapolis Louisville Atlanta New Orleans and Minneapolis Houston Tucson Phoenix Buffalo Tulsa Mobile Albuquerque Wichita and Orlando Portland Salt Lake City Memphis Washington D.C. Charlotte Oklahoma City Little Rock and Milwuakee Cleveland Tampa Norfolk Dallas Raleigh Hartford Cincinatti Boston Nashville Kansas City Chattanooga and Miami Honolulu Richmond Austin Pittsburgh San Antonio Baton Rouge and Anchorage and Birmingham and Toledo Denver Detroit Dayton Spokane Fresno And Jacksonville Colombus Springfield New York Sacramento Los Ange

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Going Nowhere Slow Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a super model would be easy Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with 'super dumb' Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this -acap

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Reflections Of Remoh Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    The Blood Hounds records called One Fierce Beer Coaster
    And on the front of the record theres a picture of a beer coaster
    So the record looks like a beer coaster

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Kids In America Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Lookin' out a dirty old window
    Down below the cars in the city go rushing by
    I sit here alone and I wonder why

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Shitty Record Offer Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    (Different Voice than from Use Your Fingers)
    Soon to be released on world famous Cheese Factory Records.
    (Singing) Take the good, take the bad, take the gold and there you have

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Asleep At The Wheel
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    Bloodhound Gang Lyrics
    Asleep At The Wheel

    Bloodhounds shall cruise rendevous
    Break curfew new trip ensues
    You never know Bloodhounds just go

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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Ain't Nothing But Mammals Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Haha
    Well now we call this the act of mating but...
    There are several other very important differences

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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Should Have Been There Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    (To the tune of Mama Say)
    I felt like shouting harrah
    Yo I'm on top the king of the crop

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    What You Ride For Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    [Fiend] WHOMP! WHOMP!
    [Chorus: Fiend]
    What you ride for? What you die for? BOUNCE!

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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    The Heart That Died Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I fell away, when was i wrong? with no help, do i belong? and the tears fall
    Down may face. with no help, im disgraced. as laughter proceeds within and
    Between. is it suicide? or a dream? it's all just so hard to believe. i wont

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'Hefty Fine' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Farting With A Walkman On Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    "Farting With A Walkman On"
    I know you're gonna play when you get wind
    I heard you're full of shit so i've been duped again

    Album: Hefty Fine
  • 113
    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Legend In My Spare Time Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Ashes to ashes and funks to funky
    Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky
    And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Lift Your Head Up High Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves?
    Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    No Rest For The Wicked Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I get bombed much like Pearl Harbor
    The price is white right and I'm Bob Barker
    This is your brain on drugs

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    She Ain't Got No Legs Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Times New Roman you know the type
    Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype
    Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Take The Long Way Home Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
    But there are several other very important differences
    Between human beings and animals that you should know about

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    The Ballad Of Chasey Lain Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ... titties Would ya fuck me for blow? Bloodhound Gang The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    The Roof Is On Fire Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    The roof the roof the roof is on fire
    The roof the roof the roof is on fire
    The roof the roof the roof is on fire

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    Album 'Use Your Fingers' by Bloodhound Gang
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    You're Pretty When I'm Drunk Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
    To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
    Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Screwing You On The Beach Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Nothing heats up my Jucuzzi but like
    When there is one found there that's dazzled with gems,
    Brushes ever so gently against some boobs.

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    Album 'Hefty Fine' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Diarrhea Runs In The Family Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    "Diarrhea Runs In The Family"
    [On the phone]
    I'm in the bathroom right now, so this message might sound like shit.

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Strictly For The Tardcore Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    [Jimmy Pop:] Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so fuck Will Smith!
    [DJ Q-Ball:] That don't rhyme.
    [Jimmy Pop:] Drats.

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Fish don't fry in the kitchen
    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    I Hope You Die Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    You must die I alone am best!
    I hope ya flip some guy the bird
    He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Three Point One Four Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be
    Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me
    Lefty? Yeah but that was alright

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Yummy Down On This Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
    Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
    Yummy down on yummy down on this down on

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Asleep At The Wheel Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me ...

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Rip Taylor Is God Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    ... with those half - witted white trash crotch goblins The Bloodhound Gang?" Oh! Well listen folks, the answer is very simple.. Haha... American cashito, dollareenies, no cheques! They paid me you hiney hopper why else? Oh I'm getting moist! I mean come on, let's face it

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    We Are The Knuckleheads Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Who's the knuckleheads?
    We are the knuckleheads
    Who's the knuckleheads?

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Coo Coo Ca Choo Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Coo coo ca choo baby you that's what you are
    You are a hollywood star you're the high priestess by far
    And you know this tune's for you we call it coo coo ca choo

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    The Bloodhound Gang
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    Nightmare At The Apollo Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    ... That's right, get up now, Harlem For The Blood, hound, Gang! Yo wassup Apollooo Everybody say "Ho!" Get off the stage honkie boys...

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    The Balad Of Chasey Lain Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to explain
    I'm your biggest fan

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Gang Bloodhound
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    We Are The Knuckleheads Banned Version Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    Who's the knuckleheads?
    We are the knuckleheads
    Who's the knuckleheads?

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    Gang Bloodhound
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    Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Lyrics
    Gang Bloodhound

    Yea well I sing like an amputee though
    Why?
    Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune

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    I'm The Least You Could Do Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    It always sucks refolding the kind of map
    Needed when I get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact
    Is if I just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    Album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
    My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
    Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Album 'Hefty Fine' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby
    Dog will hunt I'm the front end loader
    Travoltin' over

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    Bloodhound Gang
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    Unh Tiss Unh Tiss Unh Tiss Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby
    Dog will hunt I'm the front end loader
    Travoltin' over

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    Album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' by Bloodhound Gang
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    Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
    The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
    He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
    TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
    KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS

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    You're Pretty When I Am Drunk Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
    TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
    KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS

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    Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    {Yea, well I sing like an amputee though
    Why?
    'Cause can't hold a note, can't carry a tune

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    10 Coolest Things About New Jersey Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Here are the 10 coolest things about New Jersey
    Hit it boys, get away from me, can't you see
    I'm just losing you, aren't you just on your own?

    Album: Hooray
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    Farting With A Walkman On Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    I know you're gonna blame me when you get wind
    I heard you're full of shit so i've been duped again
    But if you cover your ass with the same old song

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    The Ballad Of Chasey Lain Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to explain
    I'm your biggest fan

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Take The Long Way Home Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"?

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Legend In My Spare Time Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Ashes to ashes and funks to funky
    Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky
    And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    You're Pretty When I'm Drunk Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
    To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
    Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    No Rest For The Wicked Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    I get bombed much like Pearl Harbor
    The price is white right and I'm Bob Barker
    This is your brain on drugs

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    She Ain't Got No Legs Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Baby
    Yeah
    The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    The Adventures Of Johnny Blue Collar Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    This will take some time away from me, and my life. i will not allow it to
    Fold in front of me. to curse the hands of time, and become the enemy. i
    Often wonder if they stare at me, but without you, they'll never see. i

    Album: Use Your Fingers
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    We Are The Knuckleheads (Banned Version) Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Who's the knuckleheads?
    We are the knuckleheads
    Who's the knuckleheads?

    Album: Other Songs A - YE
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    The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Here are the 10 coolest things about New Jersey
    Hit it boys, get away from me, can't you see
    I'm just losing you, aren't you just on your own?

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    Your Only Friends Are Make You Believe Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Yea well I sing like an amputee though Why? Cause can't hold a note can't carry a tune (Lupus proceeds to laugh a little too hard at Jimmy Pop's stupid joke) Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie I've brought you a letter speedy delivery Well Mr. McFeelie if there's postage due You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend But in the end I still have no friends Do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do Mr. Rogers I like your Cardigan sweater Mr. McFeelie shut up and give me my letter I don't want to talk to you don't you understand? Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman? I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend But in the end I still have no friends Do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend But in the end you still have no friends Do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do You are my best friend too I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran Duran Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran Duran

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    The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Here are the 10 coolest things about new jersey!!! hit it boys!
    Get away from
    Me! can't you see, i'm just losing you!!! aren't you just on

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Screwing You On The Beach At Night Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    "Screwing You On The Beach At Night"
    [*Growl*]
    Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when

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    A Lap Dance Is So Much Better Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I
    strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a
    while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that

    Album: Greatest Hits
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    Why Is Everybody Always Pickin' On Me Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
    The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
    He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca

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    I'm The Least You Could Do Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    It always sucks refolding the kind of map
    Needed when i get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact
    Is if i just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Lyrics
    Uhnt uhnt uhnt baby
    Dog will hunt i'm the front end loader travoltin' over so try my slam on for size

    Album: Hefty Fine
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    Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves? Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? Do you contemplate what a grape nut is? Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz? Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics? Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics? Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex? Did you like the movie Malcolm X? Or do you own a record by Stryper? Do you have a Mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers? Were you born and raised in New Jersey? Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi? Are you deaf? Well if you are you can't hear me But what's the use of living if your ear's be? Broken even if I spoke clearly You're still not able to hear me Cause life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin' So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit No take that towel and hang yourself with it Life's short and hard like a body-building elf So save the planet and kill yourself If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about Lift your head up and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H? Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache? When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask? Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask? Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book? Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook? Does she stick to linoleum when she squats? Does she look pregnant although she's not? Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops? Or at a Star Trek convention or on top? Of your

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice? I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line I threw Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody She said for all the tea in China my vagina's not free But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country She was made in Taiwan I said I'm O.K. with that Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat Chinky chinky bang bang I love you Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too In Japan the hand is used as a knife In Japan a man's wife's hand job than can cost him his life But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki Oh me chinky she's so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki Burnin' up like Napalm burstin' like an A-bomb I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam She's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees I'm a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese First I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi She'll be screa

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    Yea well I sing like an amputee though
    Why?
    Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Screwing You At The Beach At Night Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    *Growl*
    Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
    this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems

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    The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    A is for Apple
    B is for Baloons
    C is for Crayons

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Why Is Everybody Always Pickin On Me Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Why is everybody always pickin' on me'The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctorHe clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like ChewbaccaThe doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook meI did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookieWhat I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your sonHe's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey allin oneTo put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'But why's everybody always pickin' on me'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acneBut why's everybody always pickin' on me'Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983But why's everybody always pickin' on me'Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzeeBut why's everybody always pickin' on me'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill CosbyWhy's everybody always pickin' on me'Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop AliI got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with youSo back me up Bill yea and you're ugly tooSo what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheeseOr where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeansAnd my mirror never lies but it always verifiesI got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pieYou compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understandWhy I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant ManAnd yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me firstBut at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearseAbout as popular with the girls with Englebert HumperdinkAnd that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky DinkI know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retardIt's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlargedBut why's everybody always pickin' on me'Cause ya wore velour flares until the late EightiesBut why's everybody always pickin' on me'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to peeBut why's everybody always pickin' on me'Cause your only school chum was the lunch ladyBut why's everybody always pickin' on me'You took your mom to the prom but still got luckyLike that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teasedAnd he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSDPeaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger withcoconutsAs Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hutOh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him beAnd like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasing meSee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harmLike the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one armBut why's everybody always pickin' on me'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acneBut why's everybody always pickin' on me'Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983But why's everybody always pickin' on me'Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzeeBut why's everybody always pickin' on me'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill CosbyBut why's everybody always pickin' on me'Cause ya wore velour flares until the late EightiesBut why's everbody always pickin' on me'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to peeBut why's everbody always pickin' on me'Cause your only school chum was the lunch ladyBut why's everbody always pickin' on me'Cause no one likes you monkey boy

    Album: Other Songs A - YE
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    Fire Water Burn (the Roof Is On Fire) Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
    The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
    The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire

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    The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    "A" is for "Apple"
    "B" is for "Balloons"
    "C" is for "Crayons"

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    here are the 10 coolest things about new jersey!!! hit it boys!
    get away from
    Me! can't you see, i'm just losing you!!! aren't you just on

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The…. Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I was lonelier than kunta kinte at a merle haggard concert
    That night I strolled on into uncle limpys hump palace lookin for love.
    It had been a while.

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    A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The… Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I was lonelier than kunta kinte at a merle haggard concert
    That night I strolled on into uncle limpys hump palace lookin for love.
    It had been a while.

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    The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    THE INEVITABLE RETURN OF THE GREAT WHITE DOPE
    "A" is for "Apple"
    "B" is for "Balloons"

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    If your ass is a Chinese restaurant
    I'll have the poo-poo platter
    My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Lift Your Head Up High (and Blow Your Brains Out) Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Do you still go to raves? Do you think Christ saves?
    Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    Album 'Hooray for Boobies' by Bloodhound Gang
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    A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
    That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
    It had been a while.

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    Lift Your Head Up High ( And Blow Your Brains Out) Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Do you still go to raves? Do you think Christ saves?
    Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    The Bloodhound Gang

    I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh Then I'll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine I'm like Schneider one day at a time I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind To my wall like Daniel-son does I'm waxing on I'm waxing off I'm waxing just because I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me And I got more balls than the daily lottery Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me Second verse is different from the first I'm Jimmy Pop I am Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn And I got a different angle like a parallelogram And you'll be all ears like a field of corn I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point You'll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a seagull As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I'll get in your face But then I'll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste Cause I'm letting off stea

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down But baby your black box is the one that I found I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smell funny So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes She's one that's speechless but I'm the one that's tongue tied She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes Yea I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

    Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster
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    A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Cryin' Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been awhile. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog
    to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up thishitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit
    Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself toruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

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    A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
    That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
    It had been a while.

    Album: Hooray for Boobies
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    A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Cryin Lyrics
    Bloodhound Gang

    I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpys Hump Palace lookin for love. It had been awhile. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin hog
    to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up thishitchhiker that was sweatin gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit
    Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself toruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

    Album: Other Songs A - YE
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    A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying Lyrics
    The Bloodhound Gang

    I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
    That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
    It had been a while.

    Album: Hooray for Boobies

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